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Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in “Mommy Dearest,” blew me away! She was better at being Crawford than Crawford was!!

I think the entire control Album. That was just great production by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis.

Janet made albums with great vocals (given the limitations of the genre) before autotune was even a twinkle in someone’s eye. She didn’t need it then, she doesn’t need it now.

SHE IS THE BETTER JACKSON AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE TO THE DEATH OVER IT!

I fell in love and never fell out.

I’m so excited for her and her album and she has not aged at all. She just gets more beautiful with time.

It’s good to see that smile again, the one that defined dancin’ in the 80s for me.

Jesus, dude this sucks, I normally like the What Would You Do? show because the scenario always involves actors and, like you said, it’s the bystanders who get to make the choices.

You didn’t have a say or any choice and that was wrong of them. Totally. I’m sorry you were blindsighted and embarrassed, I would be

I think the trick is to get low enough that you’re almost sitting, but reverse. To sit front ways and do it would result in a pretty messy toilet rim I think and god this is not a conversation I thought I’d be having today.

It was just good customer service: he was just showing you what Comcast was going to do to you.

You aim down! I’ve only hit the lid a handful of times in the past fifteen years. It wipes up easily enough with some TP.

Clearly you’ve never locked eyes with yourself in the mirror while flergin’ it.

Massive group-text debate going on right now. When it’s time to masturbate, are you a Stander or Sitter?

You just go over the toilet (SEXY), and the TP is right there.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

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“Maricopa County”

Sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

Forget about funny, this joke is barely coherent.

I worked at a grocery store when I was 15. One winter day as I was corralling carts, I saw an older woman trip on some ice and fall on to the curb. She was clearly hurt, so I helped her up and into the store where she waited until the ambulance showed up and eventually took her to the hospital. She wasn’t even on the