That picture is ripe for a “Caption this” moment.

Controversial take: You need a different dog. I suggest this one. 

Poor people spending money they don’t have benefits the 1%

Edgelord billionaire continues to be an edgelord.

Twitter - self important douchebags pretending people care what they say.

It’s a pig nosed son of a bitch, but it’s a damn sight better than whatever the hell BMW came up with:

“In fact, it’s one of the best looking 7 Series models the company has ever built.”

Lives in a Ford van down by the river

Honestly, in today’s market, this might be a raging NP for all I know. Every time I even look at a used car price, I’m like

Don’t hate the Earth?

Tesla shareholders, stonk bros and crypto nuts. Essentially annoying single guys who you try to get away from whenever they start a conversation.

door handles that break because theyre frozen and some ape tugs on them like its their pecker and breaks it arent problems. theyre actively destroyed. a door handle that just decides fuck you i dont wanna and you have to pay a thousand bucks to fix it is very different.

The door handle thing seems so absurd to me. It’s a part that has pretty much never had any failure issues in the history of the automobile (not counting mechanism stuff like the internal door pull), and they’ve managed to make it unreliable and heinously expensive to replace.

Great. You can be the one person that buys this thing. 

The 2CV has everything that you need:

I’m honesty surprised how quickly the aftermarket jumps on this shit.

Masi needs to be fired. If they wanted to end under green, you red flag immediately and bring everyone in. Sort it out without burning laps.

Masi is clearly out of his depth. Every time the camera cuts to him, his head is on a swivel. He’s visibly overwhelmed.

Where’s Flavio when you need him?

So, I’m going to be “that guy’ and disagree with most of this list.