I hollered at this because it’s horrifying accurate. I PRAY for a GWB to save us right now. Lol

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

You don’t even need to do anything. They can literally just make it up and say you did resist arrest. Its the most BS charge in the book. My personal favorite is when they charge someone for resisting arrest but nothing else. Like, why the fuck were you trying to arrest them in the first place again?

Exactly. The “stick to sports” idiots are looking for a place where they don’t have to face the reality of what they’ve done.

Exactly what I was thinking. If this is something the normal elite media Twitter bubble is tittering about, Trump’s people really don’t give a shit at all. “Let them mock us,” Bannon must be thinking. But if this becomes a meme in the broader popular culture that everyone jokes about — how blatantly and stupidly they…

On a serious note, the more sports people who talk about Spicer and the administration’s lying (let’s call it what it is, lamestream media), the less it can be ignored and explained away by Trump’s base.

I can see it now. Drumpf was always a fan of the Falcons. #SpicerFacts #AlternativeFacts

What’s more important, making Roger unhappy or making Trump unhappy? I’m choosing the latter - GO FALCONS

The UK will never leave the EU.

And there’s no way Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination!

And never until now has it had an actual chance at succeeding.

Great, all the idiots who flunked history are now running the government.

Nah. I’m 47 and I still get carded when I buy alcohol. And my skin is still soft as a baby’s ass.

But that’s what makes it great. It is petty, but people are only focusing on it so much because HE cares so much.

And no amount of makeup can cover up 50.

Token always has an expiration date.

What, you mean racists don’t like the Black people who support them?!