I don’t have time to watch the teaser right away, but let me tell you... I find the prospect of a bunch of white dudes taking up the torch from Rorschach VISCERALLY terrifying. Those guys can’t even get the message from JESUS right, and that guy WASN’T a fan of breaking peoples’ fingers!

That moment between Rocket and Nebula is the moment where I know I am absolutely going to break down and cry in the theater. This is when he finds out that all of the Guardians, all of his friends...no, his family, are gone. I’m not sure I will be able to handle it. 

Was waiting for this. Will read later on but just wanted to say continue doing the lord’s work.

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

Oh boy, this one’s going right for those feelings, isn’t it? That Tony/Pepper hug. The Tony/Steve handshake. It’s too much!

Why so middle-aged and angry, guy?

You’re really on brand there cool guy.

Superman with a poorly CGI’d mustache

I’ve always loved Tracy Morgan’s reaction to Fallon’s history of breaking on SNL:

Everyone knows that Arya died on the bridge after being stabbed repeatedly and then falling into infected waters of the Ankh-Morpork river.

My team is the team that got fucking thumped on Saturday but even then fuck this shit.

You know he knows soccer because of the way he only refers to teams by things listed in the nickname section of their respective wiki pages.

Spoken as always like someone who doesn’t do the barest of homework. I know this is hard for you to comprehend, but ATL UTD would be the 4th biggest draw in your beloved La Liga. United players aren’t pretending to be Atlanta big shots, they are Atlanta big shots.

Look, I don’t think anyone is arguing that MLS is comparable to any of the big European leagues. There is no sense in shitting on fans celebrating success for their local team.

The commissioner thing is truly baffling because the league wants to expand within the next couple years, and I believe they need a commissioner to authorize that. Why won’t Amanda Duffy take the title of a job she’s been effectively doing the past two years?

And how about the fact that the NWSL has not had a permanent commissioner for almost 2 YEARS now? And that there seems to be something seriously wrong at USSF.

Congrats to Atlanta. They deserved this.

a fanbase whose city is best known for one of the biggest choke-jobs in sports history,

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