Was waiting for this. Will read later on but just wanted to say continue doing the lord’s work.

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

I’ve always loved Tracy Morgan’s reaction to Fallon’s history of breaking on SNL:

Everyone knows that Arya died on the bridge after being stabbed repeatedly and then falling into infected waters of the Ankh-Morpork river.

My team is the team that got fucking thumped on Saturday but even then fuck this shit.

You know he knows soccer because of the way he only refers to teams by things listed in the nickname section of their respective wiki pages.

Spoken as always like someone who doesn’t do the barest of homework. I know this is hard for you to comprehend, but ATL UTD would be the 4th biggest draw in your beloved La Liga. United players aren’t pretending to be Atlanta big shots, they are Atlanta big shots.

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

Look, I don’t think anyone is arguing that MLS is comparable to any of the big European leagues. There is no sense in shitting on fans celebrating success for their local team.

The commissioner thing is truly baffling because the league wants to expand within the next couple years, and I believe they need a commissioner to authorize that. Why won’t Amanda Duffy take the title of a job she’s been effectively doing the past two years?

And how about the fact that the NWSL has not had a permanent commissioner for almost 2 YEARS now? And that there seems to be something seriously wrong at USSF.

Congrats to Atlanta. They deserved this.

a fanbase whose city is best known for one of the biggest choke-jobs in sports history,

More like BurnerHaisley 

Oh. My. God. That one where a female journalist of color asked a question and HE PRETENDED HE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND HER ACCENT.

My skin is still crawling. It’s on the way out the door.

As a veteran who thinks you're full of shit, please stop pretending to speak for us.

Active duty guy here. Flag/anthem are not sacred symbols for veterans or the deceased. If you think they are so revered, go to a military base and ovserve how many people are at “Morning Colors” when the flag is raised. It is only a few folks on duty, everyone else makes sure they are inside so they don’t have to stop…

I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?