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Alejandro
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So overrated. He’s like the Meryl Streep of coaching. If I had chosen to coach, of course I would win more. I’d win so much I’d get tired of winning. I would say to myself, “Please stop winning so much.” But I’m a winner—at everything—so I couldn’t do it. I’m only a loser at losing. No, wait—I’m a WINNER at

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He also is a renowned enemy of the media!

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I said this last time, I’ll say it again: I’m so happy he’s the new coach of Team USA. You couldn’t ask for a better ambassador

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Quite a crowd from this angle too.

He also made this terrifying statement: “We’re going to hold the press accountable.” That’s the direct opposite of how things work in a free nation, asshole.

I mean, he has a point. In this shot it does look pretty crowded.

Yes, but he didn’t just want to attend, he wanted to sit on the Dias with the Important People.

I’ve really tried to bite my tongue about her appearance, but... Fuck it. She’s 3.5 years older than me and looks worse than my 71 year old mom. And Mom’s no prize! Guess being a lying, treacherous, mercenary bottom-feeder is aging.

Inauguration tickets are free. Even at that price, no one wanted to attend.

How? As near as I can tell, it was actively difficult NOT to get into the inauguration. I have an old coworker and friend who requested a single ticket with the idea that he’d like to know the evil he’ll be fighting against. He was sent five tickets, and a big commemorative-memorabilia packet. Nobody wanted them, and

If Amy Poehler and/or Tina Fey show up, I’m going to lose my shit. Especially if it’s Amy Poehler dressed like Leslie Knope.

Here are some protesters shutting down a highway, are they shitty?

Protests are not meant to be orderly, cordoned-off events. Yes, sometimes traffic gets blocked. Sometimes business gets disrupted. Don’t do that kind of thing to protest your favorite band breaking up, but protesting Cheetolini? Hell yes! MLK, modernity’s favorite protester now viewed with rose-colored glasses,

Yeah, this definitely won’t provide a pretext for more authoritarianism from him or push centrists towards his side.

Honestly though, fuck the black block kids who come to protest just because they want to smash shit. You’re not fucking helping.

I was just there about 30 minutes ago. Police were pushing people back and doing the massed shoving matches that get them a few people at a time. They broke the protest into two by shoving through its middle. Every time they’d push they’d drop the fucking flashbangs or whatever they were. Saw a few people who were