The Chanel-O-Ween bit was EVERYTHING. I am whole-heartedly convinced Tay Swift does indeed view her fans as “devastatingly mediocre and adorable.”

Dude, this. If there’s someone in your life you even kind of expect to make headlines as a mass murderer and there’s a safe way for you to intervene, do it.

This was literally the first thing that came to my mind while reading that story

This is basically my situation every day.

I’m gonna steal #considerablyfewerwomen and use as my new go-to response for weird southern relatives who cast my sexuality as “just a phase."

That last GIF might be my absolute favorite GG moment ever. It's either that or when they finally get to the register with the condoms, the cashier loudly asks for a price check and announces that "the blonde one got the lambskins."

My assumption has always been botox under the brow and some strategic plucking/threading/waxing.

I feel like 90% of the people bemoaning "political correctness" are actually just referring to the obligation to not be a dick, or ya know, exhibit some semblance of social skills.

THIS. I had an ex who felt it necessary to inform me that his sister didn’t like me and all it did was make me extremely anxious to be around his family.

Ohh the military themed one was from Kendall. Pretty sure Abby directed it herself, because of course she did. Also, I really hate myself for knowing all that...