Less than V6 Camaro.

They see me tweelin

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Spark with Z06 drivetrain, a la Nissan Juke-R.

707 HP for the masses!

Familiar with this?

That should do it!

Is this for a previous gen Civic?

The new Miata came out this year. Neither Mazda nor Miata made the list.

Ferrari Hotel? Club?

In that case they should airdrop it over the Himalayas or something to troll future archaeologists.

Because natures way of handling it smells really bad.

Rumor has it that there were noise complaints from the owners of a hotel and apartments that are under construction next door. The organizers of C&C Irvine have been asking car owners to "keep their revs low" this entire year and there has been as consistent police presence outside the event to discourage burnouts.…

This is like having an ad with a guy cooking, and he's loading a pot roast into the dishwasher. Sure, it looks pretty much like an oven from the outside, who's gonna know?

Not yet lost to history, the Mustang Boss 302 Laguna Seca. As I recall, the lap times were pretty damn close to those of a contemporary M3, which is pretty good for a car that cost thousands less, and was dragging a stick axle around.

The next car won't be boring because you guys are going to choose it!!!

Doug these are some of the best articles I've ever read. I think every enthusiast who can't afford such a magnificent car dream of what it would be like. You answered all of our questions and were damn entertaining in the process. Thank you

No, I don't think so. In order to make these columns work, I have to buy stuff that people want to read about. So while i personally cringe every time someone walks up to me and asks me "how can you afford that Lamborghini?", I think it's for the best for my career and for Jalopnik that the next car is just as…

Thanks for doing this Doug. As much as we don't want to hear of your disappointment, you did so in an entertaining and honest way over the past year. For that, we are all grateful, even if most won't admit it.