Ugh, really a Sophie’s Choice situation there. But I think if I HAD to choose I’d rather them mess with taxes than healthcare. But really I’d like them to just go away.

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

it’s good at killing fruit flies.

I wonder how we as a country are ever going to move on from this. Even if we were to unseat the opposition, how do you deal with the fact that half the country voted for a man for the sole purpose of inflicting pain on the other half? It’s like being stuck in that marriage in Gone Girl.

Ditto, the only reason anyone is feeling any sorrow for her is because she is/was a pretty, articulate, white woman. If she had been a man, this shit would have been shut down for good decades ago. Benevolent sexism FTW.

Nope. Sorry. Can’t get behind paroling someone who stabbed an innocent person in a culty fit

Bravo to everyone using their voice/platform to shame this administration. Almost every celeb has voiced their outrage except Taylor Swift. I don’t fuck with her music but it’s undeniable that she is more relevant than many who have taken a stance. Her silence is deafeningly loud in these times. She wants people to…

Yes. I mean we knew all along. Tons of white people will pretend this is a small percentage of them but it REALLY says something that these people aren’t even hiding their identities. They know they won’t be shunned by their friends or neighbors or face repercussions at work. Even in the 1950s they wore hoods. These…

I’m a Southerner, born and bred, and these people are fucking appalling. The Confederates were not American soldiers and every last one of the leaders of the secessionist movement were traitors.

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

When I was in the eighth grade I had a huge crush on a friend of mine. After letting him know, he told me that I was too dorky for him and that he needed someone cuter to kiss.

Fast forward four years later. I had just finished taking my portraits for senior year and was walking through the mall with a friend when who…

Those kids will be fine. It’s their kids that will become cannibals and wear human skin suits to survive.

Takes more work than their usual order. There is no problem if the worker doesn’t mind and they aren’t slammed. If you are coming in and doing this during peak hours you are a dick.

As someone turning 30 pretty damn soon, the idea of paying hundreds of dollars to go to a crowded festival that may involve sleeping in tents just... doesn’t cut it anymore. The only festivals I’ll go to are the ones that are in/around major urban areas, and there are more than enough of those that I can see major…

WHEN can we finally cancel Johnny Depp? Coke bloated, woman abusing, Peanuts background character looking motherfucker. CANCEL THAT SHIT.

Counterpoint: NO

I really hope we’re able print out the entire internet and put it in a vault so one day the aliens can fully grasp how much we deserved our demise.

Yes, it’s scary. Yes, I worry about the world my kids are growing up in. Yes, I worry about them being able to breathe air and not die in a nuclear attack. But this is life. It’s been horrible - and wonderful - since the beginning of time. We just have to live.