I love beer. Alcoholism is present on both sides of my family tree, so I’ve always consumed it enthusiastically, albeit moderately. But after the disastrous election last fall, having a beer with dinner grew from an occasional indulgence to a daily routine. In the last six months, my anxiety has reached an…

If I had a dollar for how many times I’ve cried that Hubz isn’t taking a good enough shot of my ass to display on Instagram I’d have like... 6 bucks.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

“Fake news...it’s all fake news..librul bullshit...”

Not enough of a fuss has been made about Ivanka going to Berlin for the W20 summit. She has no qualifications to work in policy, international law or norms, diplomacy, or women’s rights. She has no reason to be the representative for our country, other than being the daughter of the president. She is not a fucking…

I’m about an hour from a military base, so the nukes will get me. My main worry is what will happen to our cats if they survive and we don’t.

I remember this, ONTD called it Granny are you OK?

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.