No, you're wrong Col. Sanders!!

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you do realize I was being sarcastic, right?
I was making a joke about Todd Akin's rape statement.
I can't tell if you're serious, and actually thought I was serious,
or if you yourself are being sarcastic. I hope you are.
Seriously. What I wrote was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. And I'm fairly certain the 25+…

Isn't your face going to be red when God personally calls everyone to let them know it's all forgiven.

I don't believe any of these accusations. There are totally ways for the body to shut down legitimate molestation.

It's pretty wishful thinking. I don't think there's any way CBS would let him do that; it ages him 5-6 years older, easily. A lot of people still associate heavy, thick beard = disheveled hobo.But it is an absolutely spectacular beard.
That's the kind of boldly white & grey beard that makes me wish my hair would go…

I'm sure that for Heroes Reborn, Dylan Bruce will have a role befitting his emotional range. Perhaps he'll play a lamp, or maybe a fridge.

It can't be that much of a secret - someone close to him has to know. At the very least, i'd bet Dylan Bruce has talked with his mummy about it.

Well, as I literally just typed before, I personally know pastors that are open and welcoming to anyone, and have themselves married LGBT couples. They do exist, 'ya know.
Things don't automatically get better overnight. That's just reality. But that doesn't mean that the people who are trying to make the world a…

Baby steps, maybe, but relatively speaking it's a massive step. If this pope is any indication, things will continue to improve.

That's my kind of movie.

at the time?

Which is crazy, considering that he was born a poor black child!

I'm a bit late to share this, but I just remembered a a great, new funk band that performed on Letterman in January - St. Paul and the Broken Bones - and before and after the performance, Dave just went nuts.
Before they started, he spent several minutes talking about how they were previously scheduled to perform -…

Roger Furlong:
" I learned a lot about Governer Furlong during the debate tonight. Learned he was, in fact, a war hero…. learned that about a half a dozen times".

Wow. What was the band?

I'm not really a fan of Bruce Willis as a whole, but I'll give him a lot of credit too - he has done a lot of insane and creative stuff on Letterman, over the years. They've thrown so many crazy ideas around and it seems like he's always been game for anything.

Sorry - I threw my last pack off the Ed Sullivan roof.

Vicki, is that you?

In my pants!

I'm almost 27, and I've probably spent the past 14-15 years watching him as much as possible. Just like Jimmy Kimmel stated Tuesday night, much of my social identity very well is influenced by Letterman. My sense of humor, my mannerisms, phrases, everything - I have no idea how many times I've quoted " In my pants!!"…