Why, Eric Roberts, why? You're capable of being such a great actor! You were one of the lone bright spots in the mediocre fifth season of Justified as the Ghost of Raylan Future.
Did you do it on some sort of a dare? Did you drunkenly crash your car into Tom Six's home and have to work off the debt? Is this some sort…

Not going to lie, I was a little bummed Howard Stern didn't appear; thought he at least would've appeared in the top ten.
Maybe he saw how sauced Bill Murray was and thought the same would happen to him!

Sonofabitch, I completely missed the pun gassy knoll! Never even thought about that.

False Fart= 9 letters.

I think it was Kate Mckinnon. You can see her briefly lift her ass, just for a moment.
Perhaps Kenan farted audibly, and she was the second farter on the grassy knoll?

foo me once, shame on - shame on you. Foo me - you can't get foo'ed again.

Eternally resting duck faces are a flat circle.

She really is drop dead gorgeous… When not making that duck face. Seriously, I don't know why she feels to the need to make that smirk, all the time.

STAY OUT OF MY GTA VIDEO EDITING TERRITORY.

Or the smartest stupid human trick of all?
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No, it's the stupidest.

That much is definitely true.

Fair point.

I have absolutely no idea who the dude is, don't know his music. Very well may an acclaimed musician, certainly not making a comment on anything he's done outside of stupid human tricks, breaking into fridges and scoring some free weed.
But this interview is seriously batshit insane.

Wow. Well, this interview was something else.
I went in expecting an interesting view into a world of performers, and I read the insane ramblings of a dude (who, honestly, sounds like a bit of a dick in normal life) most definitely on meth, telling stories that are at least 25% fictional.
Because the folks at the…

Once Lord Varys ever gets around to implementing his raven air mail system, this won't even be an issue.

PIZZA! We like PIZZA!

and might I add:

Cake Boss will also do.

I'm with you in spirit.

Christ, that is tragic. I'm usually a snarky person, loaded with a Chandler-Bing approved sarcastic remark for almost any situation - and I've got nothing.That is so fucking sad.