“No one deserves to go through what they have gone through, even though they put themselves in harm’s way.”
“Even though they put themselves in harm’s way.”
And he calls himself
I’m surprised no one tried to tack on an amendment banning funding for Planned Parenthood, or banning all Muslims, or something stupid like that.
actual photo of Disney’s bomb sniffing dog:
Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…
As someone suggested in the last Jez story on this topic, maybe it’s time to start sending these legislators used pads and tampons, because embryonic tissue.
I think something inside my brain just broke.
Gee, I can’t imagine why not giving any real consequences to a kid who’s never had any real consequences wouldn’t work.
Is it wrong that I like passive aggressively troll my “war on Christmas” family members by ordering “happy holiday” cards instead of “Merry Christmas” cards? I didn’t don’t this year because I couldn’t find a holiday design I liked but I will be back to it next year for sure.
OMG LOL
If anyone ever told you that the left is easy to take offense, please take note of the thousands of offenses which the political right believe absolutely require governmental intervention. Count the thousands of times you didn’t see a gay relationship on TV—for fear it might offend someone—even though at least 10% of…
No one. No one is banning Christmas. But if I am to believe my aunt who has a FB fit about this every damn year, it’s the people who have the audacity to say “Happy Holidays” who have sinister motives to take Christmas from their cold dead hands.
“I just want to make sure my kids know what Christmas is really about,” she continued, adjusting the plush reindeer antlers atop her head and switching on her glowing Rudolph nose.
I.....don’t....get...this. Who is banning Christmas? I’m a heathen Jew and I love my extra day off. WHO CARES ABOUT THIS NONSENSE?
You can draft me into the war. We’ve lived in the shadow of Santa’s bearded tyranny for too long. His yearly breaking and entering spree is an unacceptable assault on our civil liberties. And this citizen is ready to stand his ground.
Wow the right wing is an Onion article made manifest.
Oh for fucks sake. This is so goddamn martyrifically stupid...