#TBT, so it could be referencing the time Humps got Suzanne and Maureen to fight beat the living shit out of one another. Much blood was spattered.

Sorry to be pedantic, but Rashomon is not about “the difficulty of finding the truth of some story due to different perspectives from different participants in it.” It’s about the difficulty of establishing truth because people fashion narratives (lie) in order to protect their own interests or senses of self. It’s…

“make consensual sex with a full grown woman”

I am not defending the pig at all but as far as the awkwardness of the phrase, I think maybe something got lost in translation.

Why does this comment not have all the stars? You really nailed it there. I guess all Asians look alike to him.

yeah I’d definitely have to try some kind of Turing/robot test out after that. suuuuper weird.

“Don’t worry. He’s just admiring the shape of your skull.”

AND TALK ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.

It sounds like drunk Tinder to me.

WE CAN COOK BREAD.

Relevant to this comment.

That’s how a large alien spider in a human suit would attempt to mate with the Earth females.

D’Souza is trying to sell his book on why Nazis are actually liberals instead of the right-wing fascists that everyone with a brain agrees that they were. One of his reasons: Because they were called “National Socialists” and therefore they were socialists and were left wing. Never mind that Hitler had the socialists…

He wasn’t ...

Congratulations bro, you’re a fucking genius.

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

“Donald” “Trump” “is” “a” “moran”.

A few years ago I was in Central America (purposely vague) that was partly business-related and got in touch with an old friend. I hadn’t seen him in years, and I said, “Look, let’s get together, bring the wife, it’s on the corporate dime. You pick the restaurant. We can go anywhere. Sky’s the limit.” I was hoping for…

The Pizza Hut in Xi’an had escargot on the menu