The really scary part of all this is that Fox News now sounds like the voice of reason and moderation.

First step in making America great again: Make Russia great again!

2nd gear: Oh god. Don’t tell me they’re going to try and make Tizen happen on cars. Give it up, Samsung. You’re beholden to Android whether you like it or not. Tizen is DOA. It’s never gonna happen.

According to this guy on Youtube, E46s are no prize pigs either.

The rise of the New Authoritarians isn’t just an American issue. It’s a global one. Whether it’s Putin, Jinping, Duterte... we’ve all been blindsided by the rise of modern Authoritarianism.

Sedans just look more elegant. Plus, crumple zones/battering rams?

I think this country has a bigger piece of shit to deal with tonight...and he just won the presidency.

Of course it is a Bertone. You could spot their signature from a mile away and it is glorious. Bertone may now be consigned to the history books but Bertone is still future.

Of course it is a Bertone. You could spot their signature from a mile away and it is glorious. Bertone may now be consigned to the history books but Bertone is still future.

Always go for Oxfords not Brogues.

Correction: dead hookers always go in the trunk. I mean, what else is that space for?

A mobile designer’s studio? You just gave me ideas.

Correction: the proper technical term is ‘swing-uppity’.

Jesus. I just figured out lumens per watt now I have to learn all about Color Rendering Index?

Because the AMG GT is for the rich husband going through a mid-life crisis and the SL is for his gold digging barely legal trophy wife. It’s like couple shirting for wealthy people.

Addendum: I remember the L300 being a miserable experience so much that I was always super jealous of people that had one of these:

Ahhh...this. I remember this van. My dad had one in L300 trim. It was terrible. You guys may think forward controls are cool because they are mid-engined but in practice they cook you alive because you are literally sitting above the engine and the HVAC borrows Lamborghini’s patented rodent breath design. Also,…

I’m pretty sure I’ve lusted after the E39 (and the rest of the late 90's BMW lineup) since I was a prepubescent lad back in those days and it’s always been in the back of my mind. Could it be “the latest buzzword of today’s car people” because people are now recognizing it for the modern classic it deservedly is? And…

There’s a big difference between understated design and lazy design. This falls in the latter department. With understated design, you let the basics like proportion shine which results in confident elegance and stately-ness. The G50, on the other hand, looks like they tried to come up with some interesting new…