Four days after it aired, and five days after he apologized for it, and more than a week after it was filmed, Jay Glazer reported Thursday night that the New York Giants have fined Odell Beckham Jr. for remarks he made during a surreal interview that aired during Sunday NFL Countdown last weekend.

Also (and I’m surprised this bothers me so much) can we stop with the re-posting? If you posted the story on a different year, don’t post it here again. I have a bug up my ass about this right now. Just, if you really need the attention, maybe post a link to your previous one instead?

I don’t know why we don’t just dispense with the “rule” that the story must be true, when y’all damn well know the vast majority of them are fiction. It doesn’t make the stories any less scary to admit that.

I’m surprised they didn’t try to make a deal to acquire Algernon.

“Unfortunately, we don’t comment on rumors or speculation other than to say that the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac still holds up,” said an Obsidian spokesperson.

I don't believe the first game ever actually said that there was no fall damage, but it does force you to jump off a tall tower at the very beginning in order to teach it to you.

The truest expressions of buttness tend to happen when one meaty cheek meets another, combining to form one giant Voltron ass with a stink that envelopes the whole game.

I suspect that a few of them, in fact, may be belly itchers.

“Damn!”
-Yankees

Yup! Kill it dead. Leave us with one platform, every Nintendo team working on the same machine, everyone able to play every game the company releases anywhere at any time. It’d be amazing.

Kill the 3DS. It’s had a good run. Make this new Switch smaller, with a more efficient screen and a better battery. Go all in on the portable angle.

i as going to give you a star, but i flipped a coin and you lost.  

One of the annoying things that people don’t really talk about is that Alabama doesn’t do out of conference home-and-homes with Power 5 teams.

Eye-roll tide

Just so we’re clear, you’re paying him to $5M to fuck-up his job one way or the other.

So....body shaming is ok if it’s a man with very public addiction issues seemingly trying to get healthy??

No dressing or blue cheese.  Those are the options.

Adding insult to her injury were the drinks she had to buy everyone. 

I bet this is really going to change the way she looks at golf tournaments.

Goddamned jingleists.