I hate when I have to explain to people at work why I cackled at my desk.

when the Lions had players put their hands in a box and figure out what they were touching.

These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

Like I understand putting a horror themed game in October but there has to be a better choice than this. I’m dissapointed by that choice as well.

That’s not what that sentence is talking about. It’s telling you that you need gold to get the games, not whether you keep them when your subscription lapses.

MUDBUTT

“Except you would be wrong, you intentionally ignored the reason why fans are upset”

Why should I care why people are upset when their reasons for being upset run counter to facts, the way the game functions, statements from the developers about the way the game has always functioned and why the game is designed the…

I don’t know why they are complaining....it’s as close to a women that they are going to get.

“dismiss their grievances”

Please don’t un-grey the sad little boy.

“It’s about historical accuracy” is the new “it’s about ethics in game journalism”?

Nobody cares.

The thing that gets me is these are the same people who call US too easily offended and triggered.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

to add. the way gamers and “nerd culture “ people act anymore, if anyone asks what my hobby is, I just say i watch porn, becasue at this point, its the LESS EMBARRASSING FAN-BASE I BELONG TO

At least he won’t be able to kneel for the anthem for a few weeks. 

“Tom Brady isn’t a wild card QB”.

Always remember, don’t fight to raise everyone up, fight to drag everyone down.