Reporter: What’s your favorite mid-90's Mark Morrison song?
Gruden: Easy. Return of the M- WAIT A MINUTE! FUCK YOU!

Bye, son.

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Seriously, GOTY editions and Steam sales have revolutionized the way so many people play games. It should really only be Twitch streamers that are getting games on Day 1.

+1. Was going to make a mention about how Day 1's are just the start of public testing; that and Day 1 patches. If people are so inclined to be part of the buggy mess, that’s their business. “Early Access” (not the Steam indie stuff) coupled with “Games as a Service” seem to be giving a lot of leeway to publishers; at…

I didn’t know Davis was Irish.

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

Every single picture of this guy’s face is completely different from every other one. It’s astounding.

Let Online missions be completed in private lobbies, effectively turning Online into a big fancy co-op version of GTA

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Narrator:  “It wasn’t.”

It may make more sense to everyone when you realize Curtis is gay. Imagine growing up gay in that household. You can kind of take it from there.

Meh. I can’t argue against that. If David Duke was diagnosed Parkinson’s, I’d extend my sympathies to other people with Parkinson’s for now having something in common with David Duke. I already share the white male thing with him. If I found out he also had irritable bowel syndrome and liked building model ships, I’d…

Keep hoping for that breast cancer relapse to happen any day now.

“We’ve been estranged”... that’s the most white, WASPy-est, chicken shit way of saying “My brother successfully Michael Bluthed his way outta the family after the pilot episode.”

“We’ve been estranged from my brother for years. Ever since he started spouting all this insane nonsense like ‘brown people deserve basic human rights’ and ‘the holocaust was bad, actually’ we’ve been unable to countenance his presence at family gatherings. A true shame.”

Don’t go monkeying up Eric’s use of words. You’re the racists looking for nothingburgers like the deep state globalists you are. Also, I came up with these words at random, therefore, you can’t criticize me. Cosmopolitans.

I bet that tarp is coated in smallpox.

Heavily armed citizenry is the real mistake.

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…