Agreed. The modifier “statutory” is honestly a relic of pre-consent lawmaking. It’s the idea that someone was willing to have sex with you, but because of those pesky laws, it’s technically illegal. High five for getting laid, but you know, it’s just these damned rules...

13 fucking years old. I don’t even know how to react beyond nausea and disgust.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

Having Barkley on the Giants is like lending your Ferrari to a high school auto shop class: They have no idea what to do with it and are only going to break it.

I know you guys hate this shit as much as we do, but can you please tell your bosses to go fuck themselves for the ridiculous amount of ads all over the place?

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

Why not? Fresh air, lots of exercise, all the Butts I can fumble...

MLS has announced that they are banning Hong Kong from any future hosting opportunities.

Baltic don’t lie!

“We didn’t do a good job of finishing what we started,”

“A lot, actually.”
-Taiji, Japan

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

The sound of the Boston crowd absolutely deflating is beautiful

I was only a 5, at best, though.  He wouldn’t be seen in public with a 5, ever.

And it’s not like the fans can just up and murder a robot.

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.