It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?

The camera doesn’t even pan out to the ref, but just keeps showing Matarrita and Rodriguez and all the glory of “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, MAN?!”

They average 10 mins of possession in the 4th quarter this season. They were 4 seconds short of 11 on Sunday. It’s uncanny 

I was under the impression that things made of glass weren't allowed in the stadium. 

Love it! I’m all for pedantry. 

What’s more, their own fucking players are proud to be paid less:

We’re talking about the team planning to send half its home games to the other end of I-95, right?

The love for the Rays in the comments is much bigger than the love for the Rays in Tampa Bay 

You’re forgetting the Belichick vs. Caughlin during the superbowl. And wasn’t there a Belichick vs. MsDaniels in Denver, too? That oughta keep you busy with NFL goodness for a while.

You’re forgetting the Belichick vs. Caughlin during the superbowl. And wasn’t there a Belichick vs. MsDaniels in Denver, too? That oughta keep you busy with NFL goodness for a while.

Can anyone explain why Liz is headlining the news today on the fundraising totals even though she came second to Bernie? Is it because she announced today while the others did on a different day?

The Jags should take all the draft picks they can get for Ramsey while his trade value is still high. And especially because when they move to London all the drafts they’ll find are piss-warm ales

+1 instruction to Abraham 

Unrelated, (I got nowhere else to mention this) but what the fuck is ManCity wearing today?

Come on, guys, stop with the racist words. Just call them Mexicans, ok?

I know media uses “statutory sexual assault” because it must be in the criminal code, but calling it less than fucking rape is just disgusting

Dellin Betances, née Gramática

As a Yankees fan who’s been lucky enough to watch Mariano play, I can wholeheartedly say, “go fuck yourself, Mr. Rivera”. 

If MLS was hoping to have this go away, the absolute worst thing they could have done is suspending members of the Timbers Army.

Stan Warwinka, also known as the guy who looks at war and slyly beckons it over to his pad.