Why is there a Chiefs’ blog without the Koolaid Man gif?

And, more importantly, where does Deadspin stand on VAR?

I was taught to reach for the astros too, when I was a child, but never amounted to anything. What a crock of shit. 

If he were Mitt Romney, he’d self-deport

Not many people can hit when they swing at jokes 

There’s no one better at writing about something bursting with energy than Pompei

And when isn’t it?? I thought his name was pronounced Touch-man until Sterling ruined it for me

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Meanwhile, Qris Davis is still waiting for his chance to shine somewhere.

It’s amazing how he refuses to use his left foot on that first goal. Like, I’m just gonna do something more difficult just for the hell of it

That fucking t-shirt’s gonna be everywhere come October.

“And here we see mama hen going absolutely bonkers defending her chicks. Her motherly instincts have kicked in and she’ll stay the course to the last drop. A majestic fowl.”

“The [...]’ unbeatable ability to make any situation impossibly more embarrassing for themselves.”

You need to add (TM) even when hinting at that Cup (TM). The ghost of Blatter still haunts those halls (and Platini’s jail nighmares)

I’m sorry but “kicking the ball at the opponents arm is an offensive strategy” is one of the stupidest things ever said about soccer 

make the phantom boogie think you’re capable of and willing to finger them.

A slap in the face to Ray’s pan.

A slap in the face to Rays fan

That is the Deadspin Variable Speed Gif Of The Year, right there. Fantastic work 

You could call this on virtually all penalties taken. It is called on virtually none of the penalties taken.