He’ll get traded for another Sonny Gray and then bash Yankee pitching every chance he gets.

It’s Canada, dude. You’re gifting the wrong plant species

All I know is that if Knicks sign him to a max contract, his Achilles will never heal correctly. If they don’t, he’ll win two more rings elsewhere. Capt. Yossarian told me

Yesterday it was about how many goals they scored. Today it's about the celebrations. Moving the goal posts is a surefire way to win all arguments 

This “outrage” is so fucking stupid. Germany routinely kicks their opponents to the ground, then stomps on their testicles. I haven’t heard a single complaint about that

“The goal is to win, not humiliate the other team. You get three points no matter how much you win by.”

I have closely followed the Italian (men’s) NT for years and if there’s anything to say with full confidence about them is that they’re nothing if not ruthlessly opportunistic. If the women’s NT can emulate this for more than this one game, they could win a lot of games and silverware 

Also, don’t talk to me about how a game was winnable if the bunt isn’t even getting the tying run up to bat.

Oh, dolphlundgren420, how I want to smoke the herb while gazing into your deep blue eyes, admiring your blonde locks, wishing for your sculpted muscles

I love driving in Europe because all of the above are the fucking LAW!

It’s MOOPS!

a tasteful artist’s rendering of Alex Rodriguez going No. 2

And what, pray tell, could possibly be “minimal team friction” when Zlatan’s present?

A penalty in soccer is often a punishment that doesn’t fit the crime. This is definitely one of those cases

Off topic, but topical. Love it

Newsday is a New York City tabloid like the Buffalo Bills are a New York City team.

What happens if the quarterback is called Pope Thrower?

I don’t closely follow the Orioles so I can’t speak to the rest of what you pose, but Dwight Smith Jr. in the past two games has not looked better than a college player. Dropped a few catchable fly balls (albeit at the wall) and threw those oh-so-cringy balls towards “home”.

The title on the link at the end of the article is messing with my head. Are those eight people allegedly disfigured? Because that can be easily ascertained. Don’t need to go to court for that.

And I would have assumed they were a perfect 1-16.