Donald Trump is a [player]

Gervais-y reminder: If you are ever in Japan, yeah? Go see Ichiro. A good idea is a good idea forever, innit

For my money, he’s the biggest piece of shit in La Liga since Pepe

It’s hilarious to me that Sergio Ramos conspired to get his slate-wiping yellow for this “easy” return leg AND got handed an extra game ban that will be served in the Fall

This comment should be ranked much higher than all others here - about a mile higher, in fact

Carmelo almost cheated on Tony. Everyone thought it was going to happen for sure. Then Carmelo didn’t and, ultimately, it was for the best. 10/10 would watch again.

Still doesn't make this game exciting 

A Coke and a Sandal - the emblem of the Hipster United Nations

Yeah, man. How could one ignore this:

I, for one, am glad they finally tied the knot. There had been a lot of hyphen surrounding this union.

In other false idol news, Juliette’s tits in Venice are also quite shiny from constant touching. 

LOL, yes! Unless they’re from Jersey Shore.

The racism of Southern Europeans, aside from the obvious reason of it being racism, is extra revolting to me. Spaniards, Italians and Balkan people are often the target of Northern European racism and bigotry, yet there they are with their monkey chants and flung bananas. I cringe at my fellow Albanians who migrated…

Bad Juju in New Orleans? Who’s ever heard of such a thing? 

The Archdiocese then added, “We neither confirm, nor deny that LaCuesta has been transferred to another parish. But if we did, we assure you he will definitely not do this again”.

I just LOVE the gray-shirted security person helping orange-shirted colleague not get crushed into a pulp

I was out of the grays once...

First they came for the grays...

Manny Machado Had To Eat A Little Shit Over His “Johnny Hustle” Comment

Is there anything Conan O’Brien can’t do?