The main problem I see is that as agent Wagenen was primarily interested in touting a player’s past performance (until a contract got signed) and as GM he’ll have to figure out future output beforehand.

I’m ready to fight anyone over this: Spain and Barcelona’s soccer (i.e. refusal to shoot until they’re three feet or less from the goal line) is the boringest soccer there is.

+1 #LebensraumFail

Of course they lost. Their coach moonlights as the Vice President.

In Zeus’s nightmares, the door bolts him

I would blame the MLBPA first. I see them saying the right thing, but if they aren’t demanding that their own union members not cross the line, they aren’t helping one bit.

I’ve stopped caring about that the older I’ve gotten. Now it’s about fuel economy, not power

I bet all these posts were in Comic Sans

Or more adorable. A goodest boy

Is Salah at 0:12 mad or celebrating?

Side note, obviously, but did anyone catch Deion Sanders on NFL Gameday on NFLN last night? The man was absolutely floored when told that turkeys lay eggs. 

Even a heart made of steel would melt after reading this story

I agree with you on Severino not starting, but think that Happ is the better option to start the WC game 

Not spelling it Shotime is such a missed opportunity

If Clevinger gets traded to the Yankees, will he be playing for Nazis?

Brockweiler’s thumb is taller than his other four fingers combined! I just...I don't fucking know what to do with this information 

Papaya Dog?! You must be a tourist. Gray’s Papaya, man

Come on, now. Neuer yelled at his defenders after Brazil scored to make it 7-1. Mueller yelled at Schurrle for scoring right in front of him. There was and is plenty of yelling in that team even when winning 

He’s Bayern Munich president. The dogshit team you're referring to is the German national team.