No Cleveland Browns joke could possibly be considered “too soon”

TIL that in 1998 Jared Lorenzen was Croatia’s keeper

Machado, dolce come un’ macchiato! (TM)

You may be missing the point of this list. It, like most yellow cards, is arbitrary and, also, hilarious

Someone should always check on a guy called Max Muncy. He may be a time traveler from the dead-ball era.

Someone should always check on a guy called Max Muncy. He may be a time traveler from the dead-ball era.

From the first time I was introduced to baseball, I liked to think of the penalty kick as a sort of pitcher-batter duel -with all the psychological guessing battles, the need to vary your approach, etc. Even the MLB batting average, which hovers around 255 or so, is similar to the 75-80% conversion rate quoted above.

This defeatist attitude to this retiring is mostly unwarranted. The Court was 5-4 to the right most of the time. Anthony’s retiring will just make it a little more so. It’s not some kind of earth-shattering development.

Russian players seem to have skipped their morning shot of PEDs today. Oversight or clever ruse to shift attention away? 

Civilians. Classic genocide. You target males, the enemy’s genetic line dies

For anyone wondering, “nož žica srebrenica” that the Serbian fans were chanting, means “knife, wire, Srebrenica.” Around 8000 Bosnian men and boys were targeted, rounded up and killed in less than two weeks by the Serbs. You know, something to be proud of 

What will the fans in attendance do next, waive actual flags? Egads! The nerve! My sensitivities!

Willy Caballero’s boner reminds me of grade school where my greatest fear was that the willies in my ear were actual boners

Joanne from accounting has been dying to kneel in solidarity. She’s just afraid people will think it’s a bit too much like cultural appropriation

Ronaldo (Brazil), WC 2002, should always make the cut (intended) on such lists.

In addition to Portgual, other Not Frauds include Swisherland and Brobdingnag 

And Spain got lit up by Netherlands and Chile

This makes it two Lewandowskis that think an investigation is not warranted.

That’s, take your star and Sofia-self out

That’s not a purse. It’s European!