But how did VAR fuck things up?

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

Again, imagine hating the Yankees so much you actually know that.

Imagine hating the Yankees so much you know how many times they have made the playoffs in the past 25 years.

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

I like him because I don’t take myself too seriously. And hearing plenty of interviews with him he knows what he’s doing. It’s goofy and certainly not for everybody but I prefer that to some psycho like Jack Edwards or Tommy Heinsohn who scream bloody murder every time a call goes against the home team

<scrolls through a thousand generic Chris Davis doesn't hit what he swings at jokes>

Chris this post was too early, as they’ve already had two other OF blunders. Not as goofy as this one but still.

*flashback to his little league coach saying “When you get to the majors, you can catch however you want”*

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

Yeah, the kid going to a misogynist rally straight out of The Handmaid’s Tale with a MAGA hat and that obnoxious smirk, followed by filing numerous nuisance lawsuits demanding hundreds of millions of dollars in “emotional compensation” against every news organization their asshole family could think of to the left of…

If he was wearing a MAGA hat, which by all accounts he was, he can go fuck himself.

I’m sorry, but this is part of what’s wrong with baseball. Next time they should put it in his ear!

she actually was in a boot for a while this season

Not sure if there's a Sox article coming so I'll just leave this here: The Boston Red Sox have by far the highest payroll in the majors and are a flaming pile of feces. To all the people in my childhood who whined and whined and WHINED about the Yankees buying championships, Fuck You. That is all. 

God bless you and your username.

I think that’s what the plaque says on the Elway monument at the Denver airport.

+1 stable genius