I think the situation is perfect for late-period Zlatan. Shit team, no real pressure to win matches, so the coach and teammates will be in more inclined to just let Zlatan Zlatan all over the place with minimal team friction.

*sigh* Nobody gets me.

*sigh* Nobody gets me.

Todd Frazier is an adult man, and not a dumb child

I dont believe you have children.

They're just pigeons. 

Waking up on second? That’s nothing. Donald Trump was born on third base, and thinks he hit a triple.

Biden is making a wager that the surest approach to defeating Donald Trump is by mirroring him—by giving aging white people an avatar that flatters them even as it amplifies their self-image.

Garbage and cancerous? Nah.

Of course Oakland has the toughest schedule, they have sixteen road games. 

This is the Chris Davis of takes. At one point people thought it was good, and in certain contexts it was great, but it just keeps getting trotted out there whether it makes sense or not.

They aren’t the same, so they both could be.

The fact that he managed to piss off his former city’s fanbase on the way to greener pastures that not many people will be an actual improvement means he’ll fit in quite well with the soon-to-be Las Vegas Raiders, a franchise that knows a thing or two about that sort of thing.

I reread that last sentence about 10 times and I still have no idea what it means.

What should Chris Davis do? Based on that BA graphic, change his name to William so he stops fucking up the streak.

This, then, is what happens when a king of the three true outcomes loses his bat speed, and with it his power to keep pitchers honest, and is reduced to a one-true-outcome hitter. (The one true outcome for all of us is decline, and, eventually, death.)

I’ve made the point before that if Robert Kraft said “Fine, make the video public, I have no problem with that, since it’s not me on the tape”, then I’d give the guy some credit, and wouldn’t want to watch the tape.

Really. The attempt to hide the video is creating more stories surrounding that video’s existence- that is the Streisand effect.

“A three-hour bus ride to Sarasota,” “stuck on an airport tarmac indefinitely due to a mechanical problem,” “dreary-ass Syracuse, ... 27 degrees Fahrenheit,” “Washington, DC,” and “the New York Mets” are Cantos III, IV, VI, XII, and XVII of Dante’s Inferno.

That’d be March 30th.