Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.

....sigh... what does he, kill your enjoyment of the game?

as a ravens fan, when I heard today that Suggs took away Lewis record for most games played as a raven, I was very happy

O Shqipe, it’s a nightmare man. We should know better by now, but it still keeps happening. 

This is incredibly spot on. I think of Newark, N.J., and know that, if black, Latin American and South American people stopped existing tomorrow, Portuguese, Spanish (actual Spaniards, not what Jersey grandmothers call “Spanish”), and Italians would be next on the shit list. Hell, Polish kids still took shit on…

There are more than four teams in the NFL.

+1 late night flight to Rome.

I just feel bad for the oats. I mean, one day they were out and free in the sun and wind, and the next day they’re getting sluiced and eaten and fractioned and stuff.

This is why I eat veal.

Six hours of “They could apply the franchise tag, orrrrr, they could apply the transition tag. Franchise tag or transition tag. Which would be better? We’ll take your calls right after this word from My Pillow.”

Gruden decided to make his bed with Sanchez as his No. 1 guy, and an off-the-street guy as his No. 2, for reasons that will never be explicitly articulated.

C’mon man, Vince Lombardi won 96 games and 2 Super Bowls with no available challenges. Dude’s a Packers legend. 

They had to attempt the headbutt again after the first one was called back for offsides.

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

Problem is that almost all the commentators are in the greys now.

This is very similar to how I fix my toilet by just absolutely konging out a monster deuce in there and then just walking away until someone else has to use it.
Did it fix it? I don’t know, but it certainly was a thing I’ve done. 

Dad?

Because, like the rest of America, he hates Tom Brady.

“’1st pick here we come’? ... Not if I can help it.” - Eli

he’s proven he can win. he has a winning offense. it’s right there in your numbers