Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

*There are no good white Charles Johnsons.

“For now.”

While the theory of benching Eli was correct, playing Geno Smith was not.

Saquon seems pretty chill 

He is doing the Jimmy Butler model wrong because step 1 is to not sign an extension 

I am loving all the wrestling coverage on Deadspin lately. OBJ is my favorite Diva.

okay but if “analytics” supposedly “work,” how did the Yankees lose 62 games this season? Huh??

Well, given the battle ahead I don’t think we should throw her a fuckin’ parade but I’m not going to elbow people out of the way to be the first to shit on her either.

Exactly. Doing nothing at all is much better. Trying is lame.

You know she’s going to vote for him

You can always count on Zeus to get you out of a jamb.

“The Red Sox would never spit on their fans the way the Yankees are,” Lang says.

I mean, his rise means that the Yankees don’t have to trot Greg Bird out there at first. So literally anything he does it upside compared to that.

* Raiders Rest Area: A weekly catalog of the breathtaking brilliance of Khalil Mack.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

This is the only time I’ve ever liked a CC. I’m sick of being copied on emails that have nothing to do with me.

You can’t hear it, but they’re playing the anthem while he sits down to sign his contract.

Perfectly justified imo. Ronaldo should know just as well anyone that you should never mess with another man’s hairstyle. 

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?