I think you’re missing the real headline here which is SHOWTIME IS AN AWESOME NICKNAME! However: Should it be spelled Shotime? Discuss.

May 1 million Iraqis rest in peace.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

Free does not equal good.  

“You don’t prop his lifeless corpse up on the couch and tell the kids it’s fine!”

I’m just glad he’s taken the Canadian Wonderteen title away from Shawn Mendes

I mean, the on-field equivalents are Dwayne DeRosario and Christine Sinclair, but I don’t know if they’re in the habit of saying dumb things on Twitter.

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

Not a good night for “the Sanchize” with his loafing out of the box in the 9th to lose the game.

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

The Time+Tragedy=Comedy equation doesn’t properly allow for eventualities like the Cleveland Browns, where the tragedy is forever unfolding and unspools over decades and generations....

What is the proper amount of time that has to pass before this can be turned into a Cleveland Browns joke?

oh you poor thing

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

But, if you could pull your head out of Max Scherzer’s sphincter and use your eyeballs to read you would notice the statement was that DeGrom is the best pitcher in the league RIGHT NOW. Which is true, even as you just declared.

“Wake up” he yelled not at the man, but at the very concept of officiating.

Meh, I'd call that a draw.

Favorite takeaway from this article is that Peter Angelos is almost dead!

And, not for nothing, his righty bat would look real good against the Red Sox’s lefty-heavy rotation

Damnit man! Let a man have his lists!