Putin: *invades and conquers Croatia*

Half your take is garbage. Brazil are nowhere near the best team in the world and haven’t been since the Ronaldo/Rivaldo/Ronaldihno superteam. That’s a lazy opinion anchored by now ancient history and some sort of belief that just because they’re Brazil, they’re the best. At best, they’re an average side,…

Totally classic Suarez to chew someone out over a perceived slight, though

Osorio was right. Neymar has proved a terrible example for the children.

But enough about Phil Jackson’s dick ...

So how angry is Dan Gilbert this time? Is he Comic Sans angry, or just Copperplate Gothic angry?

They looked white to me, so nah.

This is basically the only sane comment on here. 

I doubt we’ll see a better shot this summer.

Staten Islanders are the most self-isolated dorks in this country. The inferiority complex is strong with us. “Why are they embarrassing us?!” islanders cry out. Islanders who are about to nominate Michael Grimm for Congress and who are represented on television by trash megalomaniacs on reality shows, and islanders…

Wow I bet you’re a Balkan/European quiz wizard. Actually the hand symbol only means what it looks like. It’s suppose to mean a double headed eagle. Nothing more. Aside from your only right comment about things coming to light about Bosnians and Albanians in tribunal hearings. Everything thing else was what you read…

How exactly is throwing up the Double Headed Eagle offensive? Is it offensive to FIFA to chant U-S-A?

Sadly, the Albanian flag’s symbol is the double eagle, which can be considered provocative. Why didn’t Shaqiri just stick with the Swiss symbol? That one is much more positive...

Camped in Yellowstone for 9 days, with my ex-gf’s family. We were together when the trip started and broke up about 4 days into the trip, 20 miles from any form of civilization. I packed a bottle of Johnnie Walker red and I drank the whole thing over the course of the next couple of days. Let me tell you something,…

Holy shit dude, if there was still COTD you’d be at the top of the list.

Yeah, but I hate them. How am I supposed to appreciate this when I despise this team? I mean, I loathe their very existence. Dislike, detest, abhor.

Gleybar Torres, the first major league player named after a Professor Frink interjection.

Then Ted the head of accounting gets introduced to #MeToo with a crack about her doing her best work on her knees...

nobody likes her anyway

I do this every morning in the conference room at 8 but I get very different looks