That’s some good Mike on Mike and Mike violence right there.

Fair points, but I’d still go with Brazil + Ronaldo.

The weird thing about Rovell is that he’s basically the sports take equivalent of a male mosquito: He makes you generally annoyed, but in a way that is fleeting and doesn’t actually do you any harm. You might shoo him away, but you can also ignore him and never worry about having a bite later on. Everyone gets so up…

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

...the 34-17 Yankees, the team with the second beat record in baseball, is more embarrassing than the team that batted out of order in the first inning of a game this season?

Yea, hulking out in front of the ump is not a praguematic choice

In that kind of situation she’s gotta keep her temper in czech

The Raptors have been in the league for about 20 years now. They have contributed two things to the NBA.

If the Thunder’s “big three” were the Three Wisemen, Melo is the fucker who showed up with a RadioShack gift card.

That was boring to you, okay...but coming here to post about how boring it is to you is a valuable use of your time and we all thank you for your efforts.

had some help on the no-hit part from the umps and the scorekeeper

Near-future America in ruins? Present-day America isn’t exactly Shangri-La. We don’t even have sheeps pigs.

The 4th Infantry is based at Fort Carson, Colorado, so probably there, braving dangerously high altitudes.

Wait, no comments about Giancarlo Stanton making contact?

It is demonstrably untrue that “everyone” opposed the Soviet Union but it’s sort of irrelevant to the point if there were also liberals opposed to the Soviets. The question was “have conservatives ever been on the right side of history.” They were on the right side of that question. Other people being on that side…

You just called yourself an adult and then called someone else a bitch online. Great job today, mothefucker.

Same. Who the hell are these people that can’t cut onions without crying? It’s a vegetable, not a baby deer.

NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION!

maybe you should be