So, the website that insists on using “dong” and “donger” is writing multiple articles on someone else’s stupid sayings?

I that not all local radio broadcasts? I’ve heard Seattle, Boston, New York, Philadelphia, San Francisco. They are all the same.

Better than Alt, right?

Red Bull has 2 teams in the quarterfinals of Europa League. Oil money buys you Champions League spots. Energy drink money get you Europa.

Man, people that go to Harvard just can’t seem to catch any breaks

Tottenham are still Tottenham

Okay, fine, I get that.

Writing an entire article about this match without noting that Juventus changed formations and personnel at halftime does a disservice to the tactics of Max Allegri. Andrea Barzagli was getting torched the whole first half at right back by Son and Tottenham was attacking down that flank every chance they got. At…

Now that Spurs are out of the Champions League, they can get back to the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

“Dad is a genius. I will never compare to him. I hope he loves me.” - Don Jr.

I can’t blame them. I know which country has the better hat:

He DL’d for our sins.

All these years later Clevelanders are still fixated on Art Modell.

I’ll see you in hell...take your damn star

Somewhere, Jeff Fisher is holding his phone in his hand, staring at it, willing it to ring, and saying to himself, “Hey, they already fucked up their quarterback. This is perfect for me!”

I’m sure some of him did. Then rest ended up on the couch.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

Congrats to Indy, but I’m not sure how well his experience in training fancy dogs will play with a larger animal.

I’ve been to mine. Dug it myself. Sit there with a bottle of Beam and mutter sometimes, wonderin’ if the time is right...

Shut up. Take your “reasonable” and “well thought” points out of here.