He killed his paw

You know how this ends right

I feel like the issue might be more craft brewer’s increasing zeal for making ever-hoppier beers. I feel like a Sierra Nevada is the platonic ideal of a hoppy beer. Anything hoppier than that I feel like I’m drinking a smoothie made from pine cones.

That sort of racism really can’t be tolerated. He should definitely be suspended for half a game at the start of next season.

The Boy With a þ In His Side

On the bright side, Ned is now the second person to discover gravity.

You’re missing the point. It’s not about whether an industry would be more or less likely to accept some measure of safety regulations (although then auto industry certainly fought safety regulations). The point is that we recognized that a certain product was dangerous, and took common sense steps to mitigate that…

Milk rules!

Reporter: Can you tell us how it feels to both start and finish with yourself?

Parkey: Feels? I guess a little lonely sometimes, but that is a kicker for you. These guys have groupies lined up around the block and can get into the hot clubs for free, but kickers... unless we are in a relationship we’re used to taking…

He did it on porpoise.

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

So now I’m confused. Am I supposed to eat Papa John’s or not? On the one hand, I despise racists, on the other, I despise inedible food. What’s a man to do?

Okay Future.

God Hates Flags

The only logical* outcome is that Denver will win the Superbowl.

No dude. Even in places where it was once popular, dog meat is now considered taboo, and sometimes even illegal.

Okay so explain the church goers she talks about in the latter half of her article, the ones she associates with now.

Atheists are bigoted morons.

OK, no, not all of you are. But enough of you are. You don’t know jack about people’s religious beliefs, all you ever do is resort to stereotypes or hold up the worst…

Yeah fuck the church she is going to now that is tackling racism head on.

Internet commenters are cynical about religion and missed the entire part of the story where she found a more inclusive church. I’m shocked!