“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

Any evidence of why he’s a good manager? He made his bed in game 2 of the ALDS; then he doubled down with idiotic comments afterward.

I thought he was referring to all of those DEAD SOULS left in Puhiri’s wake.

It’s my new ringtone

That was just a audio recording on an old scratched CD...

I think I counted 50 “gol”s in there, impressive

Let’s Check In On The Knicks

Uh, this is America. People carry guns to the bathroom.

As a ravens fan I’d take anyone who can catch.

It’s a typical NFL scene that never bothered me a bit before Junior Seau’s suicide: A player down a few yards from a yawning ref, whose body language indicates his sole concern is the flow of the game, while a trainer blitzes onto the field as if resolved to resuscitate a dying man when seconds count. Waiting for the…

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!

There’s actually an MLB rule that allows an ejected player or manager to change into street clothes and watch the rest of the game from the stands. They’re just not allowed to remain in uniform and subsequently return to the with a fake nose and glasses. Lookin’ at you, Bobby Valentine.

Trump’s not rich.

They both share a border with the ocean. Checkmate, geography teachers

The ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of them. They’re responsible for their own fucking conversion.

stayin aliiiiiiiiiiive

England is...not an island?

I didn’t even notice the Island of England part because I stopped reading after the part about Taiwan’s border.

I came to say the same thing, but you handled it beautifully.

Billy never paid attention to geography once he found out the department was stocked with fans of MLS...