Gulp!

Don’t you throw in cold pizza so casually, friend. It’s the King of Late Night Snack.

Lol. Except they hit Sanchez bc he was taking them deep twice a game

The guy who started it all got no suspension, but...but...Yankee bias!!!!1!!1

Hitler is hard to forget, with or without statues in sight. I think the eastern European approach is the correct one (disclosure: I am an EE). Keep a few of them for posterity, put them all random-like and crowded in dusty enclosures - a reminder of the dictated glory of the past and the contemptual indifference of…

Actually, this whole thing started with his great great great grandmother. In her youth, she was a fun-loving and genuinely trusting lady. How could she know that No Hands Heinrich would run his fucking mouth to the whole village?

“I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but if he gets impeached, I hope you’ll consider voting for me in 2020.”

If you tolerate racist politicians, you are also a racist

“These charges against this valiant cat are a witch hunt” - Pope Benedict XVI

I have three kids. I have dropped all three of them. The first drop still haunts me.

You need to keep its skin wet with showers until the tide comes back in and it can swim away from the beach, otherwise its skin will get dry and it may die.

Without pink slime there would be no hot dogs.

Mustard, you craven heathens. Mustard

Oh, ffs, can we stop this shit about how unimportant this tournament is? For some weird reason, this site has taken the lead in shitting all over the Gold Cup. It was just two years ago that they were taking Klinsmann to task for missing out on the second GC.

So, in a contest over who’s more deplorable, the racist or the woman beater, you’re pulling for the beater? Care to explain why?

There’s no way you’re lowering any type of BMI if you’re hiring the Rex Brother instead

This article contains the right number of pictures of penises. Highly recommend, 10/10

You stop throwing strikes and he walks. He just doesn’t swing at garbage. Still preferable to a home run, though

I’m also okay with anyone saying this to the entire city of Boston

Does anybody win when politicians body slam OTHER politicians?