10 year old kid: If your name is stupid, raise your hand.

Exactly my thoughts. The national soccer federation should go to each of their homes, rape their womenfolk, confiscate babies, valuables and foodstuffs, and set fire to the premises. That’ll teach them

“...marked by a desire to differentiate himself from other minority groups.”

Or Emirates Stadium. You can park there for a long time

Reading the comments it has become apparent to me that this movie is Donald Trump. Everyone agrees with all the takedowns, but they still liked it

That’s an old joke. Stop being such a Budapest about it

It’s Moors! There’s no Moops.

Yep, I remember the Yankees failing to win the ‘01 World Series. A lot of people vowed to “Never Forget” after that

Punching a nazi is simultaneously a pastime and a duty. There’s no politics involved

Even the sign can’t believe the convention’s in Cleveland. Has to mention it three times

A wise man, by the name of Geoffrey (or Jeffrey as you would say in your side of the pond) once offered this timeless observation, “If you have a working TV on top of a non-working TV, you might be a redneck”

Rose’s personal issues were bound to become a thorny issue at some point.

Yeah, but can he make the trains run on time?

Here’s a quarter. Control someone who cares

I blame it on the NFL for drafting all these Rays

Goddamit, now I don’t know whose life matters

And don’t be baiting them either. It’s a professional failure when success is measured by the number of cliques you’ve generated

I look forward to occasionally admiring his skills in college in the next four years, excitedly hoping for success with his (until then) perennially underperforming NBA team for the next two, delighting with his adorable sports baby for two more, then wanting to punch his punchable face thereafter

If his name were Joe, he would be