+1 disappointed Broncos owner

There once was a Guv from upstate

I once saw Bruce Willis walk away from me near Mamoun’s Falafel. How dare he?!

For a while I used the free dial-up service MetConnect and wondered why the Yankees, with all the money they have, didn’t have one too.

What a keen observation! I mean, who wouldn’t trade a goddamn lunatic as President for extra clicks

I don’t care. A stove is too small anyway.

The Rubios are clearly so goddamn tired of waiting. His brother, Marco, ordered a glass of water months ago and it still is nowhere in sight.

This clip needs more Michael J. Fox

I Khan smoke anything, man. I even smoke that tied stick, you know?

Just needs to be said that a few of these are calling for Trump to drop out, but aren’t pulling their endorsement. They’re walking the Ayotte line, if you will

I’m so torn about this. Gabbert seems like a stand up guy, but isn’t really rising to the occasion. On the other hand, Kaep hasn’t played in a while and is no longer quick on his feet. It’d be almost like he’s throwing from his knee.

Well, he can’t answer questions at a townhall his own campaign set up, chose questions and stuffed with people, so ... yeah, he is gonna get creamed

In Europe, they’d say he’ll never mayonnaise in the polls

If the Dutch guy says don’t elect the orange, I’d listen to him. They know, oh, they know

Hillary Clinton did not nearly lose to Sanders. A 55-43% popular vote is a landslide

If it’s not a decorative gourd, then it’s not festive enough

I dare anyone to show me an election that couldn’t be boiled down to “the lesser of two evils.” Everyone lies to varying degrees, everyone has fewer or more dark secrets, everyone has some implicit bias in them. You weigh the good of the two (or more) sides, you weigh the bad of the two sides, you weigh the hope - or…

Hang ‘em, I’d say. A bat flip vs Tor. and a walk-off GS vs BoSox two days later? That shit tops Jeet’s ending, even

I have it too and it is great. Commenters are are saying it has metal parts poking out. but mine has none. Can’t even feel them through the leather now that I’m trying to. Maybe there are different versions?

I have it too and it is great. Commenters are are saying it has metal parts poking out. but mine has none. Can’t…

How about making any fair catches within the 10 yard line begin at the 25? Belichick won’t bother with the short kicks.