Yeah, well, that water fountain didn’t mind his hairline that one time.

If we keep baby-facing and tolerating these creatures, pretty soon there will be a psittacosaurus in every corner.

“Lower pharma prices for the masses!”

Yes, you can say he’s won. On a personal level, he’s satisfied his moral imperative to stand up (or kneel) for what he believes to be the right thing. On a societal level, we are writing and talking and thinking about the issue more than before he started doing this. In a democratic society, change most often happens…

The “Paper of Record” has been atrocious this campaign season.

Ted Cruz just tweeted a picture of a vagina. Not a true conservative! Sad.

Finebaum is Charles Krauthammer without the hair

How come signofzeta got a please before being urged to eat shit and horse-pony didn’t?

The front offices of sports teams in particular seem to be a breeding ground

I gotta say, the fans in these Olympics have been terrible. Booing athletes like they did in Pole Vaulting. Cheering when gymnasts would make mistakes. I get cheering for your own guys, but being dicks to others is just...ugh

Then why mention 2014 if these are different teams?

Had they lost, he would have been scapeGotzed for the miss.

I nuked my Zubacs in the late ‘80s

1982. World Cup in Spain. Italy over Germany in the final. Tardelli going crazy after scoring a gorgeous goal.

That second Wales goal. My god what a thing of beauty! Right up there with Shaqiri’s for goal of the tourney

George Michael got in more than a handful of trouble for playing himself.

+1 Couldn’t think of his name. Dustbin of history and all that

A god is unhappy with Pagan

Mavs beating Heat for the 2011 NBA championship. After all the “talents” and the multiple promised championships, t’was the sweetest schadenfreude moment ever for me