The Cardinals lost their .38 BAC game.

Shouldn’t this be filed under”Bears!”?

The Celtics didn’t beat Barcelona. They beat Real Madrid and Bird was amazing in it.

Of course, Monroe’s advocacy could have nothing to do with the Ravens’ decision.

Sepp Blatter, Switzerland’s Trump

Lay off Mr. Manziel, please He is yet another unemployed, recent college graduate. I blame the current economic climate caused by too much money concentrated in the hands of the top 1%, too much decision-making power given to the establishment shills, and a much-too-pliable union infrastructure.

Ruthorford then added, “I learned all I need to know about sperm from my father, Conan.”

“Stateless” is a very specific term that applies to people without a nationality/passport (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stateless…). The 10 athletes on the team are refugees and none appear to be stateless

I had no idea Robert Smith was a cat person.

The tl;dr of this game was, “you can never stop a penalty kick if you don’t pick a side and fucking jump”

Well, considering that the bears put fish sticks in their mouths, it is them who are gay. The fish have plausible deniability

Meh. He traveled

George Constanza will be happy to add the bench to his list of public bathrooms in New York City.

And if you have a second or third child you’re looking at, what, 10 years of moratorium? Nah

Does he also wear a bonnet?

Jim Carrey: 9 + 9 is 18. “Vaccines cause autism in children” is 5 words. 18 + 5 = 23!

The London Jaguars

Man, why can’t MLB be more like Walmart? Sox should be able to return Panda to SF for a refund or store credit, no questions asked

This at-bat used to be much thinner in its younger days

Oh, man, you kidding me?! I threw up. It was disgusting. It hurt the eyes so much, it gave me seizures. si.com is really a shit site