Counterpoint: Though with less douches per capita, the neon-greenness of St. Paddy's puke makes it an affront to more than one of the senses.

And the award for the Best James Harden Impression goes to Medhi Benatia!

This post does not have enough words like “fucking”. Burneko must be rolling in his cubicle chair

Trump never uses finger guns. They're for pussies and losers. Plus, his finger guns don't scare anybody for some reason

You also forgot to add that both parties are essentially saying:

“5 dollar bill” I like how you accounted for inflation

A $20 tip can get you even further into the bliss in many of those places. Just sayin’

Chicharrito is pork, while Bundesliga is kraut

Just look at this little hand-wag

I bet he’ll sing like a Crowe to save his ass

1+!eurt oS

Said the guy whose handle is a website giving him an orgasm

That was a lacrosse fake! Wow

“I got up to ask about the five minutes of injury time and he yelled ‘f——-.’ I would be happy to be one if he is what’s considered a man. Otherwise, I wouldn’t want to be one. I mean, who wants to be a fucking f——-?”

“2017 is an important year. Very important. It started with Jesus. That’s your year 1. Then you have your year 2 right after that...following that first year...in order. Then your year 3...then 4... ... ...”

Yeah, Russell! You can’t, like, own a bird, man

If you look carefully, you can see the creature’s hooves under the table.

This is horrible. When will these mullahs learn that young people cannot be treated like criminals for associating freely with each other? On the other hand, camel amputation is a serious crime and they should pay the price.

He must be Jewish