The scheduling is clearly being handled by guys thinking with their dick

They say the best way to win the James Dean “Chickie Run” game is to chuck your steering wheel out the window midway through the race. Your opponent now knows there’s no way you’ll blink first.

A Ball removed from itself cannot stand.

Had he been Late, he’d still have his stuff

“You are making me do this, place. This is hurting me more than it’s hurting you.”

PENIS INJURY MALE WAS MOWING HIS LAWN WHEN AN UNSPECIFIED OBJECT FLEW UP FROM UNDERNEATH THE MOWER CUTTING HIM.

Yeeah, move them to Jersey or something

And he didn't even need the feather.

This scoop is proof that Darren Rovell should not stick to sports

Do you also eat lots of seafood and buy drugs with your welfare money?

“@Al_Bag_Daddy supports France”

Well, not all of them. John Elway is busy running a team, you know.

So true. Dalton’s struggles in the postseason are simply the red herring

Are videos also supposed to go the other way in Arabic?

These are exciting times at the Eagles clubhouse. They haven’t broiled this much beef since Andy Reid left.

He was so uncool, he didn't even die at 27 like everyone else

Sports Illustrated is calling people donkeys and no one’s bating an eyelash? SMDH

Love the guy looking for the offsides.

What an old timer. He probably thinks the Panthers are still 9-0

Still can’t believe the ref went with yellow first.