Meanwhile, Turkish fans go for subtlety:

Gawkcest?

I hope Phil Jackson trades Krapsnaps to the Kings for Rudy Gay and Rajon Rondo.

“I don’t smoke pot, but I’ll take the other thing.”

I thought ravens eat your eyes first.

Another way Chris Christie regulates risk is through Pepto Bismol

Chompymouth Frothyface? Now that's a mouthful.

So, I understand that if he touches a defensive lineman when jumping, it’s an infraction. I also assume that this will be tried again. If he does, could the lineman, say, lift up his arm enough to touch him and cause a flag to be thrown?

He was making sure the player wasn't a wooden horse.

The priest is gonna have a hard time getting him to confess.

“That man has a way with words!”

...patient, possession-based short-passing game, which they viewed, with some justification, as the sport’s pinnacle in terms of aesthetics and effectiveness.

How can one destroy a family lake by fire? Sounds exasperating.

Oh no. A team getting booed at home. The humanity!

I don’t get it.

The nine strikeouts you mention came over four innings. Granderson popped out to end the game.

Rougned couldn’t stop his slide, as he was completely covered in oil from his day job.

inside and a r8hers personalized plate

Benedict was not the first pope to voluntarily resign. Celestine V in 1294 was.

Poor Ray Hudson. Who will bring him to orgasm now?