Let me put it this way, Barry: He can now use hyphens for his hand, too.

How do you say schadenfreude in Portuguese? Cuz I’m having it a lot lately

Mabn, it is as if Sherwood disappeared into a forest.

To illustrate that he “doesn’t defend”, you could have shown the Americans’ goal from last night.

They should make them write papers as punishment.

City of Bro-ly Love

I don’t understand why they’re giving the rookie the runaround. Don’t the Blue Jays have a vested interest in keeping their players happy?

I agree.

Sometimes the post title also applies to comments.

There's more Ks in that headline than a gathering of good ole boys.

Video or it didn’t happen.

Los Angeles NBA teams are proof that Pauli’s Principle is bullshit. They cannot occupy the same space at the same time. One must always not exist.

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I see Rex!

I wonder if Roger suspend them for a few games or dock a draft pick after mulling this over

“My man-parts radiate a lot of heat. I won’t go on one of those machines. I could break it.”

There are no longer any snakes in Ireland.

He's such a waffler.

Obviously, Ken Marino’s is Mark Cuban

Throughout the Gold Cup this site has covered a) the Americans (this is a US site) or b) the various referee/player fuckups (this is deadspin). I don’t know what else you’re looking for here.