Last time Olbermann was on Letterman he made that tired old joke of how soccer is the sport of the future - and has been for the past 20 years. For a man priding himself on his craftiness with words, he sure is stale.

Kriss Kross haven't aged one bit

Did you have a look at that Calhanoglu goal on the other CL game? I got that climbing-the-rope feeling from it.

Stabbing? I always thought the Romans as the spearing kind.

Chicago fans just overtook Cleveland's for saddest in sports

Most of those 6.5 bil couldn't care less about the WC either

My kid has a Maeddyssonne and a M'ykynnzy in his pre-k, but no one there's named Isabelle. I think you made that shit up.

Scrubs was such a great show, wasn't it?

His nutritionist must go, too

I think Paul's been hanging out with Beiber.

Horrible! +1

Too soon. +1

Let's put Westbrook and Ibrahimovic in a room and see who blinks first.

The fuck?! Three different people touched the ball after him. Is that what we're calling "creating" a goal now?

This gets extra points, because it turned Ibra into a cheering bystander. After the game, I bet he went home and jerked it to Youtube videos of himself. (Yeah Iiibs)

Oh, Lisa Loeb and your glasses, how I miss you

I don't understand why he can't just say, "She's a good coach because she knows her stuff. Being a man or a woman had nothing to do with it."? To me the way he, and many others, put it is so patronizing.

BIG CORN, bro. They're sneaky

If you truly want this to end, wouldn't it make more sense to NOT post so much about it? Part of the problem and all that.

"You, Sir, are a cheater and a liar & ought to be tarred and feathered for it."