You HEATHEN!!

Yeah, by the time I got his joke, it was too late. My bad

And for consistency's sake, last weekend McCarthy also took the air out of offense, defense, etc.

This Russell also overcame.

He should be thankful he doesn't have a whole Maude-in-the head situation going on.

Magary

And these people taking pictures from outside the stadium? Haven't they left early, too?

I beg to differ, Lance. That doll can blow a mean ear.

"Certainly he'll be a guy under consideration" Ryan then added, "I mean, do you know how difficult it is to remove a tattoo?"

Drew?

Hank triumphed over some stiff competition.

Boom! Buckle your seat belts, boys, because Rex is in town!

"I also don't know why Gerald Green's missing finger gets people so worked up."

Dude's a walking NSFW

Say what you will about the core tenets of the internet, at least it's an ethos.

Yes, but was closest to him when Bale scored.

Meh, the Yankees have been getting punched like this for two years now.

"I am not blowing into that damn thing, sir."

"Pussies that know how to tolerate opposite points of view and respond politely better than you, older parent. High five!"

Stuart Scott's death has weighed hard on Keith Olbermann