Great find, FoC.

Further proof that if you have rotten roots, an Alabama fan will take you down.

"I have the female version of the mullet!"

I have started using shorthand when talking about the Knicks. Such as, TKL (The Knicks Lost), or TKGMA (The Knicks Got Manhandled Again) and TKASATFGTTTD (The Knicks Are Sewage And Their Fanbase Got The Team They Deserve). It really saves a lot of time.

I beg to differ, Jolie. With Rob Ford out of office, there have been considerably fewer food spills than usual this year.

What are you doing, Mohammed Islam? Jesus Christ, bro!

This trial is becoming too much trouble to attend. I'll just wait until it's out on Patriots Secret Video.

I've never seen cheese look like that before.

"You could be called 'King' just because of your last name"

Man, for a second there I thought the Warriors were in love with George Constanza. Gotta stop watching reruns

Dude! Yuengling, Yuengling, Yuengling and Yuengling. Or Yuengling, Yuengling, Yuengling, Yuengling. Also, Yuengling, Yuengling, Yuengling, and Yuengling. Sometimes Yuengling, Yuengling, Yuengling, though almost always Yuengling, Yuengling, Yuengling. If up to me, Yuengling, Yuengling, Yuengling, Yuengling and…

He may not be a judgmental, but he sure is a talkative

Yeah, but you can't make fun of penis. It knows when to retreat

Well then, I hope the eventual judge in this case and the NFL all have the same knee-jerk reaction to this and it should turn out just fine for mother and daughter.

He looks more like a turtle to me

the Bucks' 6-foot-11 guard-forward hybrid

Boobiedixon? That sounds an awful lot like a Kinja handle

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was being sarcastic.