Man, Phil Hartman was really mad in that "We'll do it live!" video

I wish you'd added that the brush is best if with badger hair (any possible animal harm concerns aside).

I wish you'd added that the brush is best if with badger hair (any possible animal harm concerns aside).

Your point has now magically widened to include everyone's response to the game and its dangers. Originally it was simply about how the refs should look at it. Go back and read your original post again. I quoted about half of it, not 3 words. And it was stupid and wrong (but I am not saying that YOU are stupid or…

You can deny it all you want, but that is exactly what you said. Let me quote you, if I may, "... the fact that he knocked the receiver out of this game and probably the next should contribute to how you look at the play. The flag was technically wrong, but the idea behind the call was right, and if the refereeing…

You do realize that penalizing a defender only when the other guy is hurt, as you were suggesting, is actually counterproductive to making the game safer, don't you?

Which one?

the fact that he knocked the receiver out of this game and probably the next should contribute to how you look at the play

What is wrong here is that we are expecting the MLS clubs to invest in youth development without a guarantee that they will stay. Of course, as in any business, there is an inherent risk in your investment not producing a return. But here we have the national team coach strongly urging players to go play in Europe…

Something tells me if I started this, Deadspinners would fund the whole goddamn thing

J.R. Smith is Nate Robinson, but with worse shooting percentage

Rosenbloom is already sick and tired of reminding people his name is not German for Rosebudding

If only we could all experience the joy that comes with pulling off "the ultimate troll."

This also does not work if you're not following a recipe. For example, as I prepare pancakes, I add flour and/or milk as necessary to get the right consistency. Can't do that with a bag

Wait, what about all those people who raise money for legal fees? I should stop giving to them because Restitution?

What if Garcia just went ahead and released it himself? Of course, he'll be sued by FIFA, but then he could just put it on Kickstarter and we'll fund his legal bills (lunch Yenglings talking, but still. I'm allowed to dream)

Don't put it in the bathroom. You'll forget your shirt in there.

Rodney Gillin did it

Awesome = unnamed flavor. It's just a figure of speech, really

You can't eat Pixie Stix wrong. NOT eating is wrong.

Gah! Her... ladyparts! They've moved, or something