Serbian fans are not exactly known for self-restraint. A few years back they descended on an Italy-Serbia game in Italy and managed to suspend the game with flares and the usual hooligan savagery we know and love (while ripping an Albanian flag. Go figure). The reason? The Serbian goalie had switched from one Belgrade…

I read these posts religiously, scanning every line, looking for that familiar Yuengling hate. And each one fills me with painful rage. Oh, how that rage hurts! With bleary red eyes and white nostrils I take that day's rage, roll it into a ball, and bottle it up with its predecessors into that familiar green bottle.…

That puppy is not that cute. See how the tongue is not hanging out to the side at all? Too centered. And the hind leg that's kinda hidden under the belly? Needs to stick out more. That puppy is not cute

Would you say the Germans finally turned it around at the 11th hour?

Of course, Toronto is still a non-American city. London could be one soon, too.

I bet purple lady had circled the track already

Your puzzle is missing the most important part: Albanians first saw MBs when the Communist elite used them as official cars. When the old regime fell, they appropriated the privilege of driving one as a great equalizer. It was a way for them to get back at the former oppressors, to level the field.

Then let her pull your sack hair. It's called a Hair 69

You are no Jared Lorenzen, sir!

That hotel name, man. Spillman just had to prove his orientation, but, alas, could not find a willing participant.

"She gave you the 'It's not you, it's me' routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me'."

The right to assemble spare tires, love handles, and beer bellies, amirite?

The Saint Louis Cardinals would regrow classier hair

Well, fuck you, you childish fuck

If you think the Sox are going to give this (or anything) to a Yankee player, you probably also thought the moon landing was a hoax. This the team that brought a fake Aretha to "honor" Jeter this year and put together Rivera blowing games highlights last year to honor him. (I think both those things are hilarious,…

Why is the Carolina-Baltimore game on CBS? Aren't visiting NFC teams supposed to be on Fox (like Tampa @ Pitt and Detroit @ NYJ)?

Milk in coffee is sacrilege. Therefore:

+1 seat next to the Almighty

MONS beer for French mountain climbers. Le Best!

Those tater tots look like they dropped out of that Baghdad poop story