If this is the death of tiki-taka, this is what we lose:

Didn't Fidel Castro like baseball? Holy shit! The St. Louis Cardinals are terrorists! Classy terrorists, but still.

Valon! My God, Valon! He deserves all the credit for getting up after getting absolutely creamed. If he doesn't spring up to his feet, the ref has got to blow the whistle. (Props to ref for letting play continue, too. Best ref decision thus far)

Spain hasn't seen a bloodbath like that since the head of the royal family went on a safari trip

Agreed. The man would make a fine countertop

We noticed door was open and there were lots of crying kiddos.

"Playing against more talented European squads in World Cup qualification, Greece almost by necessity have have to be a defensive team."

ALL those that use pictures to make a point are dim

When you use the word "all", be prepared to have your statement invalidated even if one single instance is found where the opposite happened. And let's not forget Turkey and S. Korea who came within one win of the WC Final in 2002.

Denmark. Euro 1992.

What is Sarah Palin doing judging Bulgarian talent shows? She's going to wear her brand thin.

When Nate Robinson does all of those things, he's hilarious, not inspiring

DJax going Native

Damn, I missed that. By the end of the post, I was reaching for the Costco bag of sprouts.

Wait, what's with the almonds in the picture? Don't confuse me, man. I have a hard enough time following as a salivate.

Come on, guys. You know the best way to deal with Tirol is to ignore him

How is that Bale pass an assist? Ronaldo got five touches on the ball and progressed a good 15m before scoring with a sixth after receiving that pass. What's the standard here? I'm seriously asking

Yeah, he's not Polished at all.

I know fishing licence rules are strict, but this is getting ridiculous.

We find the statement that by the league that "Players are required to participate and he participated" to be an affront to our membership.