You, my friend, underestimate how lethargic the futility of everything Cincinnati can make you.

That was pretty standard anthem singing. Nothing to create a whole post about

I just re-read that NBA Shit List article, but replaced Nate's name with J. R. Smith's. Like a glove

Ok, wait a goddamn second here! Three - no, wait, four - four stories on last night's 'skins game and neither are about RG3 gettin' kicked in the dick?! Quit screwing around and get back to basics

Grabbing pads in someone's back and bringing him down is still horse collar tackle. You don't have to have your hand over the shirt collar

Curse of the Ravens, man

Ninth graders who make mistake's?

"Had went" is not a typo, but you not seeing that is exactly the point

" If he had went to either of those schools he'd probabla..." said the proud owner of a brand new GED

Stay away from my lady friend, Delfino

Not only are you dead wrong, but your joke blows. But you know how to use italics, so there's that.